Pig & Hen

An incredibly smooth talker who has the rare ability to turn any prickly situation into an advantage. We’ve lost count of the amount of times his unrivalled way with words has saved him, and the amount of ladies he keeps awake at night.
Simon is a flat br

Why is that the bad guys always get the women? We have no idea how they do it – we just know that this cliché applies to our friend Vicious Vik. He keeps breaking hearts with his merciless charm. It would almost be admirable, if he wasn’t so cold blooded.

We guess it runs in the family: Fat Freds cousin is not so much of a looker either. Not that he cares – a pretty face won’t save you while roaming the crashing and churning waters along the Atlantic coast. Above all, he knows very well his brain is worth

Dino is the Don of Don’s, all the men are at his service, as he leads by example. If you earn his respect, you are in his inner circle and he will be generous. But don’t betray his generosity or step on his pride, for he has a nasty way of returning the f

We guess it runs in the family: Fat Freds cousin is not so much of a looker either. Not that he cares – a pretty face won’t save you while roaming the crashing and churning waters along the Atlantic coast. Above all, he knows very well his brain is worth

No rum for Salty Steve: his favourite drink is sea water and he drinks it by the gallon. Thanks to this disturbing ability, he has survived the sinking of a myriad of ships and has been sailing the seas longer than anybody knows. He is a quiet man with a

An incredibly smooth talker who has the rare ability to turn any prickly situation into an advantage. We’ve lost count of the amount of times his unrivalled way with words has saved him, and the amount of ladies he keeps awake at night.
Simon is a flat br

This guys moniker is misleading: Tiny Ted is quite possibly the tallest person you will ever meet in your life. Tired of his previous nickname – Tall Ted – he asked for something just as catchy but slightly more original. This one sounded just right to hi

No rum for Salty Steve: his favourite drink is sea water and he drinks it by the gallon. Thanks to this disturbing ability, he has survived the sinking of a myriad of ships and has been sailing the seas longer than anybody knows. He is a quiet man with a

This guys moniker is misleading: Tiny Ted is quite possibly the tallest person you will ever meet in your life. Tired of his previous nickname – Tall Ted – he asked for something just as catchy but slightly more original. This one sounded just right to hi

An incredibly smooth talker who has the rare ability to turn any prickly situation into an advantage. We’ve lost count of the amount of times his unrivalled way with words has saved him, and the amount of ladies he keeps awake at night.
Simon is a flat br