We guess it runs in the family: Fat Freds cousin is not so much of a looker either. Not that he cares – a pretty face won’t save you while roaming the crashing and churning waters along the Atlantic coast. Above all, he knows very well his brain is worth
This guys moniker is misleading: Tiny Ted is quite possibly the tallest person you will ever meet in your life. Tired of his previous nickname – Tall Ted – he asked for something just as catchy but slightly more original. This one sounded just right to hi
Why is that the bad guys always get the women? We have no idea how they do it – we just know that this cliché applies to our friend Vicious Vik. He keeps breaking hearts with his merciless charm. It would almost be admirable, if he wasn’t so cold blooded.